Hi, my name is Kyle Schatzle. I’m a software engineer with a dry sense of humor, too many hobbies to list, and a knack for simplifying hard problems into easy to read code. I’m definitely more backend these days, although I’ve done some web work. I’m always interested in a challenge so if you think you have one, hit me up on twitter!!

Here are some professional titles I've had.
  • Director
  • Software Engineer
  • Security Engineer
  • Web Developer
  • Entrepreneur
  • Project Manager
Here's a filtered list of what people have called me!!
  • Programmer
  • Hacker
  • Entrepreneur
  • Tinkerer
  • Thinker
  • Truthful
  • Professional
  • Student
  • SELU Graduate
  • LSU Fan
  • The Machine / Glitch
  • Saints Fan
  • Fantasy Football Junkie
  • Funny (Dry)
  • Insightful
  • Devils' Advocate
I have a ton of hobbies. Hobbies are the things that keep me busy. Sometimes I enjoy playing with some type of technology, other times I jump in head first into the unknown. I love to explore and any time I get the chance to learn about something new I jump at it.
  • Cook
  • Woodworker
  • Leatherworker
  • Hydroponics`er
  • Blogger
  • Pool Player
  • LockSport Picker
  • Dart Player
  • Gamer
And Always
  • Husband
  • Son
  • Brother
  • Unc
  • Friend